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The joke of Italy

Just for fun, nothing else. The smile will not do can remove anyone, just ourselves.
is not a discourse of right or left, no one can plead not guilty, but to live in a country where the Prime Minister gets his highly cocks, well I must admit that is not the best of life!
strange country of Italy, is the only nation in the world where the comedians are politicians, and politicians are comedians!
But yes, ridiamoci up, fuck politics, now that summer's here let's enjoy the sun, the sea and eat fish ... Here's some shit for you on our beloved knight strictly stolen here and there from the network!

The difference between Berlusconi and God? God is not convinced that Berlusconi

S. Marino was forced to withdraw the brand new stamps with the effigy of Berlusconi ... Faith licked them the wrong way.

Pier Silvio meets a boy on the street, asks, beautiful child, how old are you? He said eight. And Berlusconi indignant shame, I was your age I had already eleven! In self

Berlusconi is a small picture of Jesus with the words: "Daddy do not run."

Berlusconi knows he is dying and will meet with his trusted friends to decide where to be buried. "Certainly, the Duomo, the symbol of Milan" suggests the mayor Albertini. "I would say at San Siro," Galliani replication. "On Sundays and Wednesdays cup there would be a pilgrimage in front of his grave!" "I have a better idea: in Palestine, the Holy Sepulchre" preliminary Carlo Maria Martini. "I have already informed: it costs 200 million Euro" "I like the idea of \u200b\u200b"interrupts the Knight," but not? a bit 'too much for only three days? "

Berlusconi goes in a carriage with Queen Elizabeth. At some point, the horse makes a thong. The Queen, a bit' embarrassed apology, and Berlusconi replied:" Do not you worry, I thought it was the horse ...

Berlusconi, during a rest day, strolling through the streets of Rome with his wife Veronica, when it stops in front of a window and says: - Let me, Veronica, my love, look here: Pants 20 Euro 17 Euro shirt, leather jacket 55 Euro ... Look, I'm not high prices! And then talking about the crisis! But What crisis?! - Honey I'm sorry, this is not a clothing store , is a laundry room ...