One of the most popular summer hits of the summer just gone ran thus: "Come dance in Puglia Puglia Puglia, trembling like a leaf, leaf, leaf ..." Caparezza
teaches.
If you've never been there I highly recommend going there ...
.. like why? I'll explain it!
typical day in Liguria
Alarm
8:00 am Breakfast and departure for the sea (and up here ... nothing strange!)
10:00 am
'm spinning like an idiot to find a shit car but nothing ... The only 3 parking across Diano Marina are already occupied. Me promises a tough choice ... Or leave the car alive to the pastor, with the knowledge to meet a safety violation or choose to put in a private parking ... I opt for the latter!
Hours 10:30 am
private parking ... The manager tells me they do all day ... € 10 I try to reason with him ... I tell him that it's already 10 and a half and that around 17 I wanted to go ... Therefore, considering that mathematics is not an opinion I ask for half a day to pay half the price ... but speaking with the Ligurian when it comes to money and a little like asking Berlusconi to do the honest ... does not want to listen to reason, then I pay disappointed and I went toward the beach beginning to feel some small signs of discontent
11:00 am After walking half an hour walk of the beach finally arrive ... I sweat the eaves on all sides but the prospect of a refreshing bath encourages me to not give up. Seeking place to put my towel but nothing ... There is no place ... there is only a small space next to the garbage stench including ... I opt for the private beach. 11:30 pm
After discarding certain establishments because they had exposed the cartel, "we are full" at last to the shore apprdo Rosy. The owner tells me that there is only room in most seventeenth row and 2 chairs and an umbrella to make € 20 ... I try to make her understand which is not that interested me but I wanted to buy them just rented ... useless to continue, I pay and I put in place assigned to me, of course close to cease.
My symptoms are turning into a bad mood symptoms of exhaustion! At 12:00
Perhaps we, I finally get in the water ... certain that nothing can be seen from here, then ask my neighbor's deck where there was actually the sea. He says he does not know why no one has ever seen but he believes there must have been because it was a private bathroom! 0:30 pm
There is the sea, after Ronaldinho dribbled to an endless series of chairs and umbrellas on arrival bagnoasciuga and I dive into that a little cloudy and a smell little stagnant ... 13:00 pm
stomach feel a little peckish and I go back to the bar. The set menu costs 15 €, I think I have already spent enough for a half hour bath and then I go for a sandwich and a coke coffee. Total 14 €! I ask the bartender to check again but it tells me that the bill is correct ... I wonder why in liguria not use the mask to do these robberies!
symptoms of exhaustion are beginning to be signs of arterio-sclerosis.
13 hours and the third
I go to the bathroom but the smell that comes out is like the smell of sulfur that accompanies volcanic eruptions ... I slam into the water and I like all the rest. At least I'm sure it Free. 14 Hours
Where I am the shadow came, and close the umbrella and watch the sky but Tenedos narrowed eyes for fear of having to pay for the view!
17:00 pm After a nap I wake up in the afternoon and since I'm going to buy a thirsty water bottle. € 2 per pint. Normal, even begin to think that I still went well ... I do
2 accounts in my pocket and I find that I barely have money left for petrol to get home ... How sad ... Better not to think about what I spent for not relax otherwise I fear that the symptoms of arterio-sclerosis will turn into acute symptoms of schizophrenia!
typical day in Puglia
8:00 am Wake up and breakfast bar. The contractor and my uncle and then I do not pay!
9:00 am Arrival and parking strictly on the beach. I do not see blue stripes and fortunately there are no unauthorized parking lot to break the boxes.
9:05 pm The beach is huge, so I place my umbrella pole position and I dive into water that even though the time, given the lack of depth is already pretty hot!
Right now I'm the happiest man in the world
12:00 pm
Sea sun and relaxation make me feel a little peckish, so I headed to the supermarket which is located adjacent to the place where I parked my car ... The lady tells me
who has not prepared sandwiches, but I can give bread and sliced \u200b\u200bapart. So do I cut 4 sandwiches (there is also my brother with a girl) of medium size, 4 slices of ham for sandwiches and in 3 of these I add 2 slices of smoked. Furthermore, I take a bottle of plain water and a 1.5-liter to 0.5 liters of sparkling strictly from the fridge. When I say pay the tot. is € 5.60. I ask if there was a mistake in the bill, almost protested but Ms is adamant! He tells me annoyed that the amount is correct! (Guys, if you do not believe I still have the receipt as a relic!)
I start toward the beach, are proved by this experience, I do a little mental arithmetic and I realize I have spent € 1.40 a sandwich including water!
I try not to think about how much I spend in Turin for a damn sandwich at lunchtime. I can not!
17:00 pm After eating, take a nap and swam some more 'I decided to go home to take away the salt and get ready for the evening. Despite not having done anything I feel tired but really happy!
enough?
Any reference to people or real events is NOT 'PURELY RANDOM!
teaches.
If you've never been there I highly recommend going there ...
.. like why? I'll explain it!
typical day in Liguria
Alarm
8:00 am Breakfast and departure for the sea (and up here ... nothing strange!)
10:00 am
'm spinning like an idiot to find a shit car but nothing ... The only 3 parking across Diano Marina are already occupied. Me promises a tough choice ... Or leave the car alive to the pastor, with the knowledge to meet a safety violation or choose to put in a private parking ... I opt for the latter!
Hours 10:30 am
private parking ... The manager tells me they do all day ... € 10 I try to reason with him ... I tell him that it's already 10 and a half and that around 17 I wanted to go ... Therefore, considering that mathematics is not an opinion I ask for half a day to pay half the price ... but speaking with the Ligurian when it comes to money and a little like asking Berlusconi to do the honest ... does not want to listen to reason, then I pay disappointed and I went toward the beach beginning to feel some small signs of discontent
11:00 am After walking half an hour walk of the beach finally arrive ... I sweat the eaves on all sides but the prospect of a refreshing bath encourages me to not give up. Seeking place to put my towel but nothing ... There is no place ... there is only a small space next to the garbage stench including ... I opt for the private beach. 11:30 pm
After discarding certain establishments because they had exposed the cartel, "we are full" at last to the shore apprdo Rosy. The owner tells me that there is only room in most seventeenth row and 2 chairs and an umbrella to make € 20 ... I try to make her understand which is not that interested me but I wanted to buy them just rented ... useless to continue, I pay and I put in place assigned to me, of course close to cease.
My symptoms are turning into a bad mood symptoms of exhaustion! At 12:00
Perhaps we, I finally get in the water ... certain that nothing can be seen from here, then ask my neighbor's deck where there was actually the sea. He says he does not know why no one has ever seen but he believes there must have been because it was a private bathroom! 0:30 pm
There is the sea, after Ronaldinho dribbled to an endless series of chairs and umbrellas on arrival bagnoasciuga and I dive into that a little cloudy and a smell little stagnant ... 13:00 pm
stomach feel a little peckish and I go back to the bar. The set menu costs 15 €, I think I have already spent enough for a half hour bath and then I go for a sandwich and a coke coffee. Total 14 €! I ask the bartender to check again but it tells me that the bill is correct ... I wonder why in liguria not use the mask to do these robberies!
symptoms of exhaustion are beginning to be signs of arterio-sclerosis.
13 hours and the third
I go to the bathroom but the smell that comes out is like the smell of sulfur that accompanies volcanic eruptions ... I slam into the water and I like all the rest. At least I'm sure it Free. 14 Hours
Where I am the shadow came, and close the umbrella and watch the sky but Tenedos narrowed eyes for fear of having to pay for the view!
17:00 pm After a nap I wake up in the afternoon and since I'm going to buy a thirsty water bottle. € 2 per pint. Normal, even begin to think that I still went well ... I do
2 accounts in my pocket and I find that I barely have money left for petrol to get home ... How sad ... Better not to think about what I spent for not relax otherwise I fear that the symptoms of arterio-sclerosis will turn into acute symptoms of schizophrenia!
typical day in Puglia
8:00 am Wake up and breakfast bar. The contractor and my uncle and then I do not pay!
9:00 am Arrival and parking strictly on the beach. I do not see blue stripes and fortunately there are no unauthorized parking lot to break the boxes.
9:05 pm The beach is huge, so I place my umbrella pole position and I dive into water that even though the time, given the lack of depth is already pretty hot!
Right now I'm the happiest man in the world
12:00 pm
Sea sun and relaxation make me feel a little peckish, so I headed to the supermarket which is located adjacent to the place where I parked my car ... The lady tells me
who has not prepared sandwiches, but I can give bread and sliced \u200b\u200bapart. So do I cut 4 sandwiches (there is also my brother with a girl) of medium size, 4 slices of ham for sandwiches and in 3 of these I add 2 slices of smoked. Furthermore, I take a bottle of plain water and a 1.5-liter to 0.5 liters of sparkling strictly from the fridge. When I say pay the tot. is € 5.60. I ask if there was a mistake in the bill, almost protested but Ms is adamant! He tells me annoyed that the amount is correct! (Guys, if you do not believe I still have the receipt as a relic!)
I start toward the beach, are proved by this experience, I do a little mental arithmetic and I realize I have spent € 1.40 a sandwich including water!
I try not to think about how much I spend in Turin for a damn sandwich at lunchtime. I can not!
17:00 pm After eating, take a nap and swam some more 'I decided to go home to take away the salt and get ready for the evening. Despite not having done anything I feel tired but really happy!
enough?
Any reference to people or real events is NOT 'PURELY RANDOM!
